Fic: Perhaps a Shrubbery Would Be More Appropriate?

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Title: Perhaps a Shrubbery Would Be More Appropriate?
Author: Ras Elased
Rating: G
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Summary: Bradley expresses his love in a very Bradley way.
Disclaimer: Nothing like this really happened
A/N: I posted this for my flist earlier this week, mostly for my own amusement, but given that it's Valentine's Day I figured I'd share the love. I was thinking about the DVD extras and I was wondering, given the subject matter and the setting (and the fact that Bradley James is a ten year old in an adult's body) why somebody *cough*BRADLEY*cough* hasn't filmed himself shouting Monty Python's silly French taunts down from the ramparts. And throwing stuffed cows at people. BECAUSE YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN HE WANTS TO. I'd like to say that the reason this hasn't happened is because Bradley has the good sense not to insult a bunch of French people WHILE IN FRANCE, but honestly I think he's done it and it just never made it onto the DVDs. *g*

( And then, naturally, I wrote RPS. )